The following is a
short story pieced together from experiences over the last four years. Some of
it is true, some of it may not be completely true but it's exactly how I choose
to remember it.
I remember the very first time I ate pulled pork like it
was yesterday. I was a few days in to my first trip to the States, my first
trip to Fort Collins, Colorado where my Dad had taken up a new job. It was a dry and hot day in
July and we had retreated to the back of Lucky Joe's Sidewalk Saloon so we could cool ourselves down with air conditioning and cold
beers. As you enter the dark, wooden interior of Lucky Joe's the custom is to
scoop a handful of peanuts from the barrels by the front door. Empty shells
crunch underfoot as you work your way through the Irish-influenced interior.
Joe's is well worn but in good nick, a stage for bands is right at the back but
it was the middle of the day so there was no live music to entertain us. It was almost
empty so we sat ourselves down in a quiet corner and ordered food and drinks.
One thing that struck me about food in America, or Colorado at least was the size of the portions. The fridge back at our
hotel was piled high with 'to-go' boxes because almost every meal I had
ordered, even sandwiches at lunchtimes were gargantuan tributes to the gods of
food themselves. I pondered if the mortals that lived here ever managed to
finish their dinner. For the first time on this trip though I managed to eat
every last bite of my pulled pork sandwich. Forget everything else, this
sandwich was about two things, the harmonious union between meat and sauce. The
pork was lightly smoked, succulent and juicy, I'd never knowingly eaten pork
cooked solely in a smoker before but it was that zingy, sweet yet sour and slightly
spicy barbecue sauce that lifted everything to another level. I
relished every mouthful which was in turn washed down with a cold pint or two
of New Belgium Fat Tire.
Fat Tire is to me an interesting beer. I mean it doesn't
really taste very interesting but the concept of it fascinates me. It's everywhere in America, New Belgium are the country’s third largest craft* brewery after all. I guess in
a way it's like their own version of Doom Bar, not brilliant but better than most
other things on the bar, if you
like beer anyway. It's interesting because on my first trip to the States I loved it, I couldn't get enough of its biscuity, bready amber-ness with just enough citrus hop bitterness to make
it more interesting than most of the things I'd tried back home. What's also
interesting is that it's the most brewed beer (by volume at least) by a brewery
that specialises in brewing new world takes on traditional Belgian style beers.
If you've tried their Abbey or Tripel then you know how good they are at this and don't get me started
on their simply exceptional La Folie sour brown ale. It's like Rodenbach Grand Cru on steroids. These days when I
drink Fat Tire, my usual response is 'meh'. I, like many of you am an
unfortunate victim of Lupulin Threshold Shift** but after each bite of that rich, delicious pulled pork sandwich
each sip of that light amber ale was pure refreshment heaven.
That wasn't the best pulled pork I've ever had though, I
wouldn't experience that taste sensation for another two years. In that time, I
changed as a person. I became madly obsessed with beer, it's all I talked about
so I started writing about it in order to try and get some of the lust out of
my system. That didn't work, still I rambled on at anyone who I at least
thought was listening. Perhaps the same level of obsession wasn't there so I
didn't notice it as much but I was starting to become as critical of my food as
I was with my beer. When I had that first bite of pulled pork back in 2010 I
thought to myself 'hey, this could really catch on back home!' It didn't
surprise me when American style BBQ 'joints' (for that is apparently what we call restaurants
these days) started springing up all over the place.
I was excited by the emergence of these new places to eat
and the new found British love for American food. I would get to eat all of the
things that I enjoyed to eat when in the USA all of the time. Reubens***! Pulled Pork!
Burgers that actually taste of something! Dollar oysters! OK, so we still need
to sort out the dollar oysters (and deep fried Catfish for that matter) but
other than that a new generation were becoming obsessed with what you could do
to a good piece of meat. So I started to go to in these places and eat their
meat. Damn, I had some good burgers and hell, there is no better cut of meat
than a rib of beef and no one smokes a rib quite like Duke's Brew and Cue but why was I not getting the same joy from all the pulled pork I
was trying over here?
Over the next two years I'd started visiting my Dad in Colorado whenever I could. The USA is a wonderful place to visit but I'm far too entwined in the
glorious intricacies of London to ever emigrate myself. I can't remember if it was my third or
fourth trip but I was starting to feel like an experienced air traveller as well as a seasoned beer enthusiast. Gone were my days of Fat
Tire and now the first beer was always Odell IPA. Unlike Fat Tire, my flame that burns for Odell IPA still shines
brightly. So much clean grapefruit and mango flavour over a pronounced bready sweetness
that's cleaned up by a sharp, dry, hop bitterness. Make no mistake this beer is
underrated by too many, this is one of the best examples of the style in the
world.
I must have been two nights into this trip because I had a
stonking hangover. I know this because the first night I always go in hard with
so much good beer there for the drinking but the flight takes it out of me and
I'm usually in bed before I've even given myself the chance to get tipsy. The
second night I always manage to go in hard, there's usually more beer on
offer than I know what to do with and I feebly attempt to drink as much of it
as possible. Then I start on the whisky. Some people say that the mile high
altitude of Colorado gets you drunk faster but I don't think this is the case. I for
one seem to get drunk at the same speed I always get drunk. The altitude does
affect you though, precious oxygen is in short supply and those that have been
on Mountain Standard Time will surely have experienced what I like to call 'the dryness'. Waking up at 3am, clutching wildly at the air in the hope of
finding a glass of water as your mouth feels like it's starting to disintegrate inside your head.
Then there's the hangovers. Those gut wrenching, cranium
shattering, soul destroying high altitude hangovers that completely stop you in
your tracks. You'll be cursing the primeval forces that smashed those two continental
plates together forcing the Rocky Mountains and High Plains to soar skywards which in turn had the knock on
effect of you being barely able to stand in the shower and wash away the shame
of the night before. Yes I was definitely two nights into this trip.
My girlfriend Dianne is obsessed with tat. She'll be
scowling as she reads this but inside she knows that she cannot wait to find
some more tat to gather dust on our shelves. I must confess that I actually
like that she likes tat. I'm far too lazy to bother decorating our tiny North
London flat so if we have a bit of shelf or a corner of bookcase that looks a
bit too empty she will at some point locate an ideal piece of tat to occupy it.
My Dad was driving us down Antique Alley, the southernmost stretch of College Avenue, the main road that runs north to south through
Fort Collins. Here there lies at least a mile of thrift, junk and second hand
stores each with their own mountain of tat for Dianne to sift through. There I
was, hangover raging, being incredibly dutiful while the love of my life pored
through each and every corner of these flea markets. She didn't even really want to
buy anything, she wanted to take photographs which made sense, she's very good
at taking photographs**** and there was a lot of cool shit lying around just
asking to be snapped.
It wasn't that bad, in fact I found that these stores were
all quite interesting in their own quirky way. A lot of them had old, useless,
beat up guitars that looked cool but were almost unplayable. One had a really
knackered looking Fender Bassman guitar amplifier that was far more than I could afford but would have loved to
own. One thing that all of these stores had in common was that they had free
coffee, some of them even had free biscuits (cookies, they called them) so I
was happily plodding along topping up my sugar and caffeine levels as we roamed around. Dad had promised that when we got to the end of Antique Alley we would all
meet up and have lunch at Crazy Jack's the diner at the very end of the
street. There, I thought, lied my salvation. I was one pint away from being completely fixed or totally fucked but
right then and there I didn't really care.
As we neared the end of our shopping experience (Dianne
had purchased a surprising amount of dead animal parts) I went outside to wait for
her to finish. This was a bad idea as in the baking Sun the dryness began to return. If I didn't get a
pint down me soon it would be curtains I was sure of that. Thankfully my Dad
rolled up in his shiny Lincoln SUV and drove us the rest of the distance to Crazy Jack's. Outside there was a big sign that simply said '$1 PBR' and for a moment it looked like my salvation might be cold
and almost tasteless but thankfully it wasn't to be. Jack's was as typical as
any American roadside diner could be, there were faux red leather-bound booths
down one side, circular aluminium tables with bar stools in the centre, a Wurlitzer jukebox and a few pool tables. The
only other party occupying the diner seemed to be a table full of older looking
students, older than 21 at any rate as they were supping cold pints of PBR and munching on hot wings.
Eventually the server came to take our order and I
inevitably asked what beers were on tap. "We've got dollar PBR plus Coors Light, Bud Light, Fat Tire and Easy Street." I
contemplated the Odell Easy Street, a light American wheat beer that doesn't
get exported to the UK. "We've also got a New Belgium Seasonal tap which
just changed and it's a beer called Dig, I think it's quite hoppy." Minutes later a pint of Dig was
flung my way. I must confess I'd tried a bottle of this the day before so
already knew that it featured, amongst others, glorious Nelson Sauvin, Cascade and Sorachi Ace hop varieties and boy it showed. There was grapefruit, of course
there was grapefruit but alongside this was wonderful passion fruit, gooseberry and just a hint of lemongrass.
It's another not very Belgian beer from New Belgium but when they taste this
good who cares!
Hangover? What hangover.
I'd been concentrating solely on beer, of course I had and
so I'd ordered a pulled pork sandwich plus some fries without really thinking about it while I
was enthusing about my pint of Dig. It turned up looking pretty ordinary,
liquid pig fat was oozing out of a sesame seed bun and into a paper lined red
plastic basket. I ate a couple of fries, took a sip of my beer and then
casually bit into the bun. This was something else, a eureka moment, the very
essence of salt, pepper and mesquite had been magically infused into this meat
that was the perfect texture, the perfect consistency but that wasn't all. The home-made barbecue sauce lifted it to another plain entirely. It cut
through the fat and added zing and zest and spice. I practically inhaled it and
within minutes it was gone. When our server came to collect our empty baskets I
told her that was the best pulled
pork I'd ever had so she went and got the owner, Crazy Jack***** himself and I
told him that was the best pulled pork I'd ever had.
'Jack' was thrilled and perhaps a little perplexed that a
party of Brits had descended on his diner and told him that he cooks the best
pulled pork they'd ever had. He was obviously taken back by these compliments
so decided to take us out back and show us his smoker (not a euphemism.) He
told us how he chooses the finest pork shoulder he can get his hands on, he
told us how he embalms the meat with spices and seasoning before slow smoking it
with mesquite for sixteen hours. SIXTEEN HOURS. He then went on for quite some
time about his interest in British history, especially the wars. A few too many "Dub-ya, Dub-ya's" later and the soothing effect of the beer was starting to wear off. I was
desperate to go for a bit of a lie down. Eventually we bid our goodbyes to Crazy Jack. I've been back once since, I had the pulled pork,
it was brilliant but not quite like that first time. I don't think it'll ever
be quite that good again. It was as much about the moment as it was about the
meat.
I've still never had great pulled pork on this side of the
Atlantic. I've had some decent shoulder, ribs, belly and knuckle, in fact some of it has been
really, really good but not slow smoked for 16 hours over mesquite by a magician good. My
main disappointment is
always the barbecue sauce, in Britain it's either not good enough or not there at all. Why
would you serve pulled pork without barbecue sauce? It's like having a hot dog
with no ketchup or mustard or roast beef without gravy and horseradish, it
lifts the dish. I don't understand why there is no barbecue sauce. Those that served
it with sauce at least made the effort but many attempts fell short with the
sauce being sickly sweet or too acidic. It's too late for me now though, I've changed,
I've moved on. Vietnamese cuisine is what I'm all about now. I can't stop
thinking about deep, spicy bowls of Pho with lashings of lime and coriander.
Imagine that paired with a crisp and dry Saison Dupont, just imagine, there you go.
Over the past two decades beer has been changed forever.
We're riding a big wave now and yes one day it will crash when the fad drinkers
move on but when that happens there will be a lot more people still swimming
than you'd expect. I'm not sure that American barbecue will hold up as well in the
UK as craft beer though, mostly because it's not American enough. Obviously it will hold
up in America because over there it's just barbecue, it's not a concept, not a
gimmick, it's just how they've been cooking food for years on end. Americans
are the masters of meat, they'll be chomping down on braised brisket and pulled pork until Ragnarok comes. Meanwhile we fickle Londoners will
all soon be balls deep in noodle soup and using summer rolls as a makeshift flotation device.
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*The Brewers Association of America denotes that a 'Craft' brewery is one that brews
less than 6 million barrels of beer per year. It used to be 2 million but they
move the goalposts every time a certain Boston based brewing organisation expands its capacity.
**Lupulin Threshold Shift
or as no one ever calls it 'LTS' is a condition wherein your tolerance to very
bitter beer increases the more you expose yourself to it. I have exposed myself
to so much hop bitterness that I now only drink beer that has been dry hopped
with Uranium rods.
***Forget what you know, the best
Reuben in the world is the Colorado Buffalo Reuben from Choice City Butcher & Deli in Fort Collins. I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.
****All of the wonderful photographs on
this post were shot on real, actual film by Dianne and if you really like them you can buy them as
prints! Just visit her website www.diannetanner.co.uk for details.
*****He did tell us his real name and
it wasn't Jack or Crazy Jack but despite being able to remember how good a
sandwich I ate two years ago tasted I am unable to recall something so simple as a person’s name. I do
remember thinking he wasn't particularly crazy, by my standards at least.