Monday, 5 January 2015

That Brewery You Like Is Going Out Of Style

That brewery you like is going out of style
Scraping together pennies for a very last gyle.

That brewery you like is going out of style
Couldn't afford the rent on the Bermondsey Beer Mile.

That brewery you like is going out of style
Selling out to the man, all the geeks spit bile.

That brewery you like is going out of style
Hold on, here's a Kickstarter, we'll be around for a while.

6 comments:

  1. Sung in a Tom Waits style, I trust?

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    1. I still think Mark Lanegan could do this justice.

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  2. Rapped, I hope.

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    1. Yes, in a Rage Against the Machine style with some searing, tight Tom Morello riffs underneath.

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  3. Bring back Girls Aloud! They'd do an awesome version of this little ditty.

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    1. Sorry, they're not available but I can get hold of Little Mix?

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